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Apr 25, 2008

Rumors linking Dwayne Wade to Star Jones cause Charles Barkley to update his Five

NEW YORK - Charles Barkley, disgusted by rumors that his close friend Dwayne Wade was dating former "The View" host Star Jones, today immediately updated his T-Mobile MyFavs to replace Wade from his 5.

"I know this - I ain't gonna have no fools dating Star Jones getting that junk all over my 5," Barkley said. "I'll add Kevin Johnson to the list, or Dan Majerle. Hell, even Oliver Miller would be fine. At least he's just fat, and not railing Star Jones."

Author's Note: People have been asking me for days to do something on the alleged relationship between Wade and Jones. So this story was done under duress - I've basically been operating under the hope that if I ignore it, then it isn't really happening.

Posted by The Duke of Everything

BallHype: hype it up!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I would hit that!

clydesdale said...

you would hit 80% of the female population ages 18-35. remember we did that very scientific study durning the cardinals game? i think it was 20 of 25....

Unknown said...

You know it!!

Anonymous said...

Little known fact: Star Jones got her start as everybody's favorite psychic friend, Miss Cleo.