Jeremy Mayfield blows up gas cans, is not a meth addict

I was thinking about the Jeremy Mayfield case earlier today after re-reading McLane's post from a few days ago. I was especially hung up on the fact that if he has been using meth for years as his stepmother claims, he's probably the best-looking long-term meth head I've ever seen (and keep in mind I'm from the Central Valley, so we're talking about roughly 30 percent of the population). No visibly missing teeth, no open sores and he's not constantly trying to shoo invisible spiders off his body during interviews.

So I decided to visit the Partnership for a Drug-Free America Web site to find out a bit more about the effects of crystal meth. Here are the first two sentences from the "Long Term Effects" section:

The drug’s effects are similar to those of cocaine but longer lasting. Crystal Meth can cause erratic, violent behavior among its users.

Now, please keep this in mind when watching the following video, taken from the TV show "NASCAR Drivers: 360" that aired in 2004:



Let's review again: did you see any "erratic, violent behavior" in that video? Something like an insatiable need to blow things up? Or how about any effects that would be "similar to those of cocaine," such as his wife noting his incredible amount of energy.

For his part, Jeremy Mayfield had better hope that NASCAR doesn't enter this as Exhibit A in any trial. I know it's circumstantial evidence, but it's going to be hard to argue that you aren't a meth addict after video of you blowing up watermelons and full gas cans with your children are shown to the jury.

Posted by The Duke of Everything at 7:19 PM 0 comments  

Nude Lee Corso peephole footage leads to shock, revulsion

BRISTOL, CT - Just days after ESPN moved to stop the dissemination of a video taken from a hotel peephole showing sideline reporter Erin Andrews nude, network lawyers went into action to stop the distribution of a similar video featuring college football analyst Lou Corso, although the existence of the footage has yet to create the same online clamor.

The brief, grainy footage, apparently captured through the peephole of a hotel, shows the 73-year-old Corso nude and applying Gold Bond powder to his genitals and other private areas. It abruptly cuts off after a voice is hearing saying “That’s not Bonnie Bernstein. Oh God, it’s Corso. Augh!”

News of Andrews’ video spread like wildfire through the Internet, with thousands of users going to various blogs and media sharing sites to download footage of the woman called by many as the “Hottest Sportscaster on TV.” However, the primary reaction to the Lee Corso footage has been revulsion.

“Holy crap, I can’t believe those things hang that low,” said Chris O’Riley, who viewed the video at the urging of a college friend. “No, don’t touch that! Augh!”

Much like the infamous “Two Girls, One Cup” video, many “response” videos have popped up on YouTube showing the repulsion of unsuspecting viewers who watch the Corso peephole footage for the first time.

"While some people are intrigued by elder porn, the majority of people are just sickened and revolted," said Ernie O'Hallaran, an expert in elder porn and the "bottom" in the Lemon Party photo. "But, this is Lee Corso we're talking about here. God, seeing him naked even makes me sick."

Corso refused to comment on the video other than to release a brief statement saying "Not so fast, my friend, if you think that's a pencil in that video."

Posted by The Duke of Everything at 6:29 PM 1 comments