"Miguel" Simpson in Even More Trouble

From the AP, via Yahoo!:

LAS VEGAS - O.J. Simpson is in custody in Florida on allegations that he violated terms of his release on bail by calling one of his co-defendants in a Las Vegas armed robbery case, a court official said Friday.

Prosecutors allege that Simpson, identifying himself as "Miguel," telephoned Clarence "C.J." Stewart on Nov. 16 and expressed frustration with Stewart's testimony at a preliminary hearing, court spokesman Michael Sommermeyer said.

I mean, you have to be fucking kidding me, right? "Miguel"? I would at least expected a slightly more unique alias, such as "Pay-Dro Goo-Rer-Ro".

Posted by The Duke of Everything at 1:22 PM