See. Just because you made a fool of yourself at a roast, offending millions of Catholics and ESPN along the way, doesn't mean that you can't recover and, in fact, thrive. You go girl!
Actually, if Dana Jacobson had received an endorsement deal out of everything, I'm sure it would be for "ESPN the Vodka" or some other similarly-branded nonsense.
"THIS IS THE ALCOHOLIC SPIRIT THAT I ENJOY DRINKING WHEN I AM RELAXING AT HOME ON MY BARCALOUNGER EATING CHEEZ DOODLES, THE MOST IMPORTANT AND RELEVANT SNACK OF OUR GENERATION!" - Stephen A. Smith, ESPN personality and noted food & wine expert.
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