- I guess Spain can't win at every sporting event: Bulls 18, Spaniards (and assorted tourists) 0
- Oh, it's OK, ex-Viking Darrion Scott wasn't trying to kill his two year-old son by putting a plastic bag over his head - he was just playing "Boogeyman" with him. Surprisingly, the boy's mom did not find this so assuming.
- Remember the Tour de France? Know what's crazy - they're still having it! In fact, it's going on right now - some German guy is leading it or something.
- Serious news alert: Rich Harden traded by the A's with Chad Gaudin to the Cubs for various cans of corn.
