Quick Hits

• The NBA-mandated replay of the final 51.9 seconds of the Heat-Hawks game is on Saturday. The NBA has ruled that players acquired after the game (such as Shawn Marion) can play for their new teams. But Shaq (who started the whole thing by being incorrectly ruled to have fouled out) won't be playing. Makes sense to me.
• So apparently, if you are a English soccer player and your brother is in jail for six years for a vicious assault that left the victim partially blind, it's poor taste to celebrate a goal by pretending that you are in handcuffs? Those Brits are so straitlaced.
• Sho Taguchi thinks that King Salomon is some sort of sushi roll. Hilarity ensures. Oh, those wacky Japanese..