- Jesus, McLane, you people in Arizona sure do take your liquor licenses seriously! Although I bet if you asked Bill Belichik if he could go back and convince this guy to open fire on the Super Bowl, in exchange for the game being canceled and the Patriots not losing, he'd have to think long and hard about it.
- If there's a giant patch of blood on the shoulder of his jersey next season, I'm calling bullshit.
- NBA announces "Day of Community Service" in New Orleans before the All-Star game; roughly one-quarter of all players call their lawyer to see if "this counts" towards their court-mandated sentences.
- Former Oilers All-Pro linebacker John Grimsley believes that guns don't kill people, people kil-BOOM! Whoops...I guess he should have spent some time watching Eddie Eagle teach him about gun safety.
- Apparently, training to be a sumo wrestler is like Green Beret boot camp, except with more beer bottles being smashed into your head and being attacked with baseball bats until you are dead. Those wacky Japanese...
it's the wild west out here in AZ. we that our liquor very serious.
ReplyDeletebut i'm glad that guy came to his senses. that's the guy everyone made fun of in high school.